i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
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