I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
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