He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
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