I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
I'm like, not good at living.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
Randomize
