Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
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