How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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