have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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