He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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