why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
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