Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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