The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
Randomize
