# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
Randomize
