yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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