OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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