you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
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