No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
Randomize
