Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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