My nipple is on Facebook.
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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