I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
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