But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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