I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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