Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
I have fence marks all over my body
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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