Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Fuck appropriateness.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
