# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
His hands were made for my vagina.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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