i can't believe i had my finger in that
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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