? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
Fuck me I smell like cheese
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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