you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
she smelled like a LAN party
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
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