Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
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