i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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