i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
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