i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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