Its about making memories worth repressing
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
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