I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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