Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
Randomize
