It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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