people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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