Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
Randomize
