i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
worst night to have a conscience
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
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