He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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