Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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