its not stalking. its research.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
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