another moral hangover. fuck.
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
God I need to hump something, right now.
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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