i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
is this the sara with the beer cane?
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
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