How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
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