do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
Randomize
