Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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