R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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