She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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