Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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