you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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