she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
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