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I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
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